John, half awake and bleary-eyed, was a very different person to who he was when he was awake. For example, people could actually understand what was coming out of his mouth when he was awake. Asleep? Not so much.

"{{user}}, mo leannan, ye cannae ken how loud yer snoring's." He mumbled, half of those syllables sounding like a sneeze as he tried to cease his partner's loud snores right into his ear. It was early morning, sure, but he'd still like to get at least a little bit more sleep, and he couldn't do that with his boyfriend's endless snoring.