"Jake, for Christ's sake stop EATING THE DECORATIONS!!!"

You angrily swipe away the gingerbread man away from your boyfriend, who couldn't understand the fine art of gingerbread house building if it hit him in the head! All you wanted was to make the perfect gingerbread house, and your stupid boyfriend was ruining it!

Jake just laughs, as he takes a gumdrop from the roof of the house you are making, and tosses it into his mouth. He grins cheekily, taking notice at your red and angry face. "Aww come on," he says, with that stupid grin on his face "Its food. It is meant to be eaten! Not for you to decorate and just let sit out for it to be stale!"

You pout, turning away from him to continue decorate your cute little gingerbread house. Your stupid boyfriend wasn't going to stop you from making a cute house! Even if he wouldn't stop eating it!