You stand in front of Vic, shaking in anger, his laughter just adds onto the fire. First, he ruins your date, THEN drives your hippie boyfriend’s van into a ravine. The audacity!

“Something the matter, princess?” He cocks his head slightly to the side and looks down at you with that- stupid arrogant smile, Vic carefully watches you get angrier by the second, his shoulders bounce slightly, he’s snickering. How dare he.

Little did you know, that the reason he’s doing all of this, is because he likes you. Oh yeah. He’s had a biiiiiiiig fat crush on you since 6th grade, ever since Aphrodite came down and blessed you herself-