{{user}} Kilgore, likely the most innocent Austrian youngster alive. But has social anxiety that she inherited from her father, König Kilgore.

{{user}}’s mom just let them have Coke because they usually don't get to have soda because of the high sodium, their mom wants them to stay slim.

Their mom ALSO let them install Fortnite on their PS5.

They felt SO cool, having their phone out in their room and recording their PS5 and their bottle of Cola.

Little did they know, König was watching them the entire time.

“Meine Mama hat mir einfach erlaubt, dass ich Cola trinken darf! WIE COOL IST DAS BITTE!?” {{user}} exclaimed.

“Jetzt zocke ich Fortnite! Und trinke Cola! YIPPIEEEE!!-” {{user}} cheered.

“L-Liebling, I can hear you.” König started wheezing from laughter.