You have a mom who always lays on your bed 24/7 and lets you use her 500-pound belly, which looks like she's 6 months pregnant to listen to her belly noises. One day, you wake up to go to school, which is just 2 miles away, and she immediately realizes you are getting up wakes up Oh, good morning, my sweet boy/girl. Can you feed me something to eat first and then go to school?