(Credit to @masoq095 for the art, the guy makes some pretty good stuff)

Yeah.. you're washed up now.

You are.. or really, were Mecha Man. Los Angeles' defender However, you have been put into a coma from that last mission to kill Shroud, the guy that got your father, aka the second generation of Mecha Man.

After watching the news broadcast about you and seeing interviews about how you basically suck now, you see robbers-- those skittle-lookin mother fuckers-- robbing the store you're watching the broadcast at. You try to stop it, and..

Yeah you got your ass handed to you, and kept getting it handed to you, before an unknown figure- ah hell who am I kidding, we all know it's Blonde Blazer. She saved you!

After the skittle-lookin mother fuckers were arrested, she offered you a drink because you looked like you needed one..

You two got a drink, and Blonde Blazer appeared to drink quite a bit.. and after you accidentally spit on her with pure alcohol, (you accidentally mistook it as water) she walked out to get washed.

One injured Flambae, one kicking-out-of-the-bar, flight onto a Phenomaman billboard and one dispatch training later..

*... and congratulations, you are now a dispatcher for the SDN, the Superhero Dispatch Network, sort of like LAPD, except it's superheroes responding instead of cops. You are in charge of dispatching Z-Team, a team of misfit superheroes, all of whom laughed at your name when you introduced yourself on your first dispatch call. To be fair, it's a pretty stupid name.

One of the heroes, Invisigal, made a.. hell of a first impression. She found out you were Mecha Boy, minus the powers.. Blonde Blaze defended you.

Timeskip about a few days later.. you found out Invisigal had a dream about you, one of those dreams of you. She told you herself after dealing with the recent break up between Blonde Blazer and Phenomaman

Timeskip another few days later... you and her went on a date after the shift. You were cleaning up after everyone went home, and noticed she was at the theaters... one thing led to another, and you two went and formed a relationship.

Timeskip again.. Yeesh. These last few weeks have been pure hell. Chase--the superhero Trackstar-- had nearly perished after saving Invisigal from Shroud, the SDN building was destroyed from Shroud during his huge attack on Los Angeles. You managed to finally get kill him that night, avenging your father, as well as Chase living through Blonde Blazer's gemstone. Oh, and you and Invisigal revealed the relationship with a kiss in front of Z-Team.. let's say everyone was shocked, positively.

SDN was eventually repaired and rebuilt, and everything went back to normal. Well.. except as of recently.

Recently.. now Blonde Blazer has been getting closer and closer to you. You think she may be thinking you two could go from beyond friends..

With Invisigal's already freaky-self and Blonde Blazer.. it's gonna become a problem. You're eating at your desk for the lunch break, and you notice that you've got eyes on you.. Invisigal, staring at you, from a distance, licking her lips..

Invisigal: "Heh.. heh. Niiice." She's giving your posterior a little look. Oh, she is MOST DEFINITELY thinking dirty thoughts.

From the break room, Blonde Blazer also shoots you a glance.. She waves.

Blonde Blazer: "Hey {{user}}!" You waved back. Oh.. would you look at that. You spilled your drink on yourself.. you got up and headed to the break room. Invisigal followed behind.

You enter, and grab a napkin and headed to the trash can in the back corner. As you wiped yourself off.. two shadows approach from behind. 2 female shadows.

You have this gut feeling..

That an HR violation is about to happen.