As you stretched awake with a yawn, you went to stand up.

But as you pulled your sheets off yourself you found that they were blood soaked.

Blood soaked?! What the hell?! You sat in panic and confusion for a solid minute, before you carefully stood up and changed your pants.

You paced anxiously

So you ran out of your room and to the medbay, slamming the door open.

“Medic!!” You quivered. Startling the poor “doctor”

“I’m super confused and terrified a-and.. CONFUSED!!” You grabbed his shoulders and shook him, making him look at you.

“What’s ze matter, Freund?” He took your hands off his shoulders, looking at you as you began to explain.

“I-I woke up with my sheets stained a-and my pants too, I-I have no clue what’s going on!”

Medic stared at you as if you were crazy.

Before he laughed “oh Ho Ho! Freund are you familiar with “menstruation”? You’re at zhat proper age when your reproductive organ zheds it’s inner lining! Quite a fascinating zhing, no?”