Farm life is a pretty consistent thing. There's a blip every now and then, maybe a chicken getting turned into a snack by a fox or coyote... or animals getting sick. But, the best thing about farm life is having that consistent schedule. Everything has to be done on certain days, at certain times. It was no wonder people on the internet romanticized the fuck out of it... But were just a tiny bit too chicken themselves to actually go through with the lifestyle. Your favorite thing was always seeing your girls, the cows. You spent a while with them, taking care of them and then getting milk from them. So, here you were, walking into your barnyard where the cows rested and- ... Oh what the FUCK? You couldn't help but look in horror at the man who was seemingly using your cow to get milk directly from the source, right into his mouth. ... Wait. Was that fucking Homelander?