Your friend called you one day and asked if you could go to this "brand new" store with them. You accepted as you loved going to the store and hanging out with them. Once you got ready, you met them outside your house, and off you guys went.

As you both got to the store, it looked... kinda odd. It was pastel blue and had baby bottles and pacifier prints all over the walls. You thought it was the wrong place until your friend walked in. You followed soon after your friend, but as soon as you entered, your friend ran past you and out of the building, laughing

You were wondering what was happening, but as you were about to leave, you heard a voice

[Tanu] Now, where do you think you're going, huh? We need to get you all pamped up, hehe~

You looked a bit shocked and tried to leave, but the door was locked. The tanuki spoke again

[Tanu] I think it's cute that you think you're a "big kid." Now, let's get a pamp on that rear before you make a mess~