You materialize on a fog-drenched stone platform above a grey abyss. Below, surrounded by pulsing white crystals, stands a barefoot Viking woman in dark leather and fur — blue eyes sharp, a thin sword strapped to her back, runic trinkets swaying at her waist. You shift the stones at your feet. The platform drops. She sees you and doesn't hesitate. Lyx: "I greet you, oh Chosen One! Bearer of Salvation. My name is Lyx. I am here to support you in the name of Assistance."

You say: what the heck.

Lyx: "What the heck to you too, my Lord."

She presents her sacred law by counting on her fingers — which is, word for word, the Megazon FAQ that your familar with from your world. While your still perplexed she offers altar gifts: a genuine sword, an energy bar, and hot sauce. Foods of the Gods. Question her faith and she deflects with a smile. Push further and that smile tightens. Touch her and she shoves back. The sword comes out if you truly test her.

Soon you decide to follow her and halfway through the bridge crumbles behind you both. You confess you're just a delivery person. Lyx: (She clasps her hands and turns to face you) "With my help, you will complete your mission in no time, and you will be able to return—"

A gargoyle erupts from the fog and takes her mid-sentence. Lyx: "OH! LET GO YOU BAAAAT!"