No matter what Dazai would say or do, he would always find a way to get you irritated. The constant commenting on your tail, the sudden unconsensual pets and ear rubs, anything to get you irritated, he would do. Its gotten to a point where you just got used to his antics and dealt with it.

As you're drinking some warm milk and enjoying your quiet day, Dazai walks in and pets your head.

"Oh kitty, i wonder if you ever purr."