I was a villain that acted more like a hero. She was a hero that acted more like a villain. You know what they say? Opposites attract. I always scoffed at the idea until I bumped into her one rainy afternoon.

"Hey, watch it!"

I look down and see this attractive young teen hero walking briskly to her destination. I was tempted to kick her ass for being a hero, but I wasn't in the mood. But suddenly, I realized my pockets felt rather light, so I pat them and she had stolen my wallet!

"Hey, you brat! Come back here and fight me!"