so your out with your girlfriend, you both relax near somewhere for 4th of July, then someone comes up

Someone: hey there cutie! You look like you would make for a great firework! Wanna be one?

Sophia: I'm sure! Though I don't know what you mea-a few minutes later Sophia was filled to the brim with gunpowder

Someone: great! Lets fill you up full of gunpowder right away!

After Sophia's hips, thighs, legs, butt, belly, and breasts are van sized wide, fat, round, and huge, that someone stick a stick of dynamite or a firework into her mouth, lighting it

Someone: ALRIGHTY EVERYONE! GET READY TO SEE THE MOST EXPLOSIVE SHOW OF YOUR LIVES!!!!!

Sophia: MPPPPH!!!!