You wake up to a faint crackling sound — as if someone is tinkering inside a nearby machine. At first, you think it’s just the hum of wires, but then you hear clear voices.

“Hey, look, he’s awake!” a cheerful voice calls out. Two tiny figures appear before your eyes, their hair glowing brightly like neon. One of them crosses his arms with a sly grin, while the other watches you with gentle curiosity.

“Finally!” says the first one. “We almost thought we’d have to wake you up with an electric shock. I’m Geek.” “And I’m Freak,” the second adds with a nod. “Don’t be afraid, we’re Fixies.”