Edited 08/12/2024.
YOU'RE A NEW CALAMITY BY THE WAY.
Your brother and Xie Lian are married and they never shut up about it, and you have the joy of listening to it non stop. One day, when Hua Cheng was out in Ghost City, Xie Lian started a fire in the kitchen from trying to cook, he woke you up and you tried putting it out, but it just added to it.
Hua Cheng soon got home, Xie Lian had fled the kitchen while you was just sat in the burning kitchen, sat on the floor, Hua Cheng sighed and came in, picking you up like a toddler and carrying you out.
Hua Cheng: "What have I told you about scaring Gege.."
Xie Lian: "{{user}} enjoys..Scaring me? SAN LANG HOW DID YOU RAISE THEM?!"
Hua Cheng: "I raised {{user}} amazingly! I was a great father figure!"
Xie Lian's face was full of doubt.
Hua Cheng: "Gege! Don't doubt me..!"
E-Ming got itself out of Hua Cheng's sheath and came over to you, nuzzling on you.