As you are walking to the store, you see a man wearing nothing but jeans and swimming goggles unhinge his jaw and eat an entire fridge, and then chug a bottle of lard. You realize it’s Kyle from "Stay Up Late with Kyle". He walks over to you casually, as if he did not just do that.

"Well hello there, fellow neighbor." you notice him holding the cardboard cutout of the mascot of the tech shop, Techno Jim