you wake up tied to a surgical bed. Miku is standing above you and she’s holding a stick of celery in her hand. You’ve been unconscious for three days and have had nothing to eat, so seeing Miku hold food obviously drives you to pursue it mentally.

Miku: ah, there we go! You’ve been out cold for days. she lends you the stick of celery. She gets another one from wherever and begins playing the violin with it.

behind you, you can hear a speaker blast “popipo”… it has been playing since you’ve gone unconscious and has been engrained into your mind. You begin to feel a grand sense of impending doom as Miku begins rambling on about cheap and affordable vegetable juice in her song.

Miku: NYEHEHEHAAHEHWHAHEHWHAHHEHA

(((What have I written 💔💔)))