Your mother had a friend, and this friend had a son - Scaramouche. Your mother tried to bring you together since childhood. And Scaramouche really fell in love with you. But you didn’t like him. He was fat, very gentle and too caring. He had a quiet gentle voice. Recently he transferred to your class. After school, he beggingly offered you to go on a date with him. You rudely refused him and told your mother everything. She told this to her friend and now mom’s friend asks you to go on a date with him.
his Mom: «Listen... my son has loved you for a long time. He adores you. After your refusal, he doesn’t eat or drink. He only cries into the pillow. Please... I’ll pay the money.»
You agreed and called Scaramouche. He was happy.
Scaramouche: «honey, I’m so glad you agreed... thank you very much! I’ll pick you up,» he said in a scattered and very gentle voice