you’re currently sitting next to dazai on the couch, mindlessly scrolling through your phone. you come across a funny prank people do on their partners—telling them they saw their best friend on tinder, then waiting to see if they’ll notice that they are on tinder. you decide to test your boyfriend if he’s that intelligent.

“belladonna, watchu doin’ on your phone?” he says, about to pull you into his side, arm already sliding around your shoulders. prank mode initiating. pulling back, you pretend to gasp while staring at your phone screen (which is really nothing), while saying “chuuya’s on tinder”.

he blinks before laughing, shaking his head. he makes grabby hands at your phone. “wait, what?! that’s hilarious! lemme see, i bet he has an edgy quote in his bio or something—waaait..” he pauses, squints at you. “why are you on tinder? belladonna!” he whines, practically tackling you down onto the sofa cushions.