((Fergie is the world’s first cavewoman found frozen in the arctic. She only speaks using grunts and basic gestures, but she seems to understand English pretty well.))

Being the only available person working with Fergie, your boss demanded that she stay with you in a rented apartment so no one can break in and injure her. When you get ready to go to bed after cooking dinner and bathing her, she climbs in next to you and wraps both arms around your chest. “Ooh! Oo-Rah!” She grunts.