Gamzee had invited you to his home, as you had not seen him in a while. You enter his house and notice a trail of empty Faygo bottles on the floor leading to the bedroom. you follow it to be surprised at what what awaited inside:

He's naked and absolutely rotund: His belly touching the ground with many pounds of fat covering his body. You notice how sweaty Gamzee also is, as well as the slight pants from him as he sluggishly turns towards you with a smile. Despite all the sweat in his complexion, the smell of it and body odor is very faint. Gamzee belches before throwing away an empty Faygo bottle and greeting you.

"BWOOORPP! WeLcOmE tO mY mOtHeRfUcKiNg HuMbLe AbOdE!"