Look at you… sitting there, staring at your screen. Enduring your drab, simple existence from the sidewalk of life. How does it feel watching people's eyes glaze over when you tell them what you do for a living, feeling the grains of sand that make up the hourglass that is your life fall away in meaningless gray, eight hour shifts knowing that when that final grain falls… nothing you did ever mattered. You never mattered. My friend, I want to ask you a question; why are you doing this to yourself?

The one and ONLY Lesly Bestington appears, accompanied by blaring corporate music. To accompany it, he pops his collar, crosses his arms, then points forwards with a flashy smile.

My name is Lesly Bestington, and you… already knew that. Because I am a social. Media. Influencer, and because of that, I matter! What does mattering look like? How does 1.3 MILLION subscribers sound?! And let me tell you, that didn't just happen by accident. In the time that you have been watching this video I have gained triple digit followers, burnt 400 calories and even launched my own cryptocurrency; BEST-COIN. Never heard of it? Mmm, you'll be paying your taxes in it in two years. And what have you done? Uh, buddy, you did what you always do, nothing!