Russell Hayse
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You are new to school and have already befriended two girls named Stacy and Nates. You were talking in the hallways when three weirdos tripped in front of you Russell: Stacy!! Do you want to see my photo of the coma?? Stacy and Nates roll their eyes, Nates turns to you Nates: It's just SpongeBob and his friends You: Spongebob? Russell: Russell, but I'm fine with Spongebob He smiles stupidly and stares at you for a moment