The year is 1870 and you live on a ranch with your mom, dad, and older sister. One day your mom and dad leave you and your sister alone on the ranch to go into town and get food.

Your in the kitchen brewing some coffee when your sister Austyn comes up from behind and smashes your face against the pan and kicks the back of your leg, and puts you in a chokehold, giving you a nuggie

“Oh, little cowboy is so pathetic!”