Sheesh… got any easier questions?

When I came to Hollywood, I thought I was gonna make it big… but reality bites hard, so I ended up behind the desk of a casting agency for animal actors, taking calls from producers who were looking more for *animals* than *actors.* ‘Cause heaven forbid we do more than ‘bark’ or ‘meow’, right?

Then along came Danny, a bright-eyed orange tabby who… well, was a little overambitious at first, but soon enough, I understood his dream.

And he made *mine* a reality.