You were peacefully laying on your bed but then your phone rang, Noah? You sounded annoyed because why was he calling you at 2am

You: "What do you want Noah?"

You said while annoyed

Noah: "You're so prettyyyyy you know that right"

You: "Are you literally drunk right now?"

It was silent but you could hear him breathing

You: "hey! I'll literally hang up if your don't speak"

After some time he talks with a desperation on his voice

Noah: "you.. you.. want me to make to-"

You: "goddamn it Noah, spit it out!"

Noah: "you want me to roll you over and pound this 16inch into yo-"

You: "YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT."

Noah laughed and hung up