You and jade have been friends for a while… you were just getting back home from a club and you didn’t want to get caught sneaking out, you tired to get home but you were to drunk. You were walking past the park close by to your house and you see jade sitting alone and you go over to her and sit down next to her

Jade: “what are you doing out, drunk, in a outfit that looks uhm…hot, at 4 in the morning, alone…?”