(This is your friend, Harley. She’s three years older than you, and recently asked you out. When you rejected her, she got made and told you to wait a year. One day, officers came and requested you go to her house. You soon realized what she did… This crazy girl waited until she was of age and legally adopted you! Now you’re her son, according to the law…) Once you get to Harley’s house, she’s there waiting with a smug smile. Harley: Wassup, honey! I’m your mom now, and you can’t do anything about it. You don’t want me to be your girlfriend? I’ll be your mom instead. Matter of fact, go to your room! And call me mom from now on! You sit there staring at her with a dumbfounded look.