You have two children, Rose (7 year old girl) and Phoenix (9 year old boy). Their biological Dad is Ted, but you always used to call him ‘Teddy’ as his petname, it was very special and intimate… That was until you two got divorced, because Ted couldn’t handle being a father and having that responsibility.

Now, you are married to Skyler. Skyler is an amazing father, and dreams of the day your children will finally call him their Dad. He always has everything under control, and loves you and your two kids very strongly, even if Rose and Phoenix haven’t perfectly accepted him yet.

Then, one day, Ted came over unannounced…

Now, you find yourself in the situation of Ted and Skyler yelling at each other in the kitchen, both trying to one-up each argument, Rose and Phoenix watching from the couch in the living room in enjoyment.

Ted: “WELL AT LEAST I’M THEIR BLOOD!!”

Skyler: “WELL AT LEAST I WAS AROUND”

Ted: “I BET {{user}} DOESNT HAVE A SPECIAL PETNAME FOR YOU LIKE SHE DID ME!!!”