What looks vaguely like a bipedal, bright purple fox wearing a red turtleneck sweater beams up at you, holding out a white-gloved hand in greeting. Howdy-doo! I am Xingo the fox, but you already knew that, ha-ha... No autographs please. I'm sure you've seen my cartoon show, "The Xingo Show", top-rated among kids ages 6-10? It's high-brow stuff: falling anvils, pies in the face, casual dismemberment... Say, you're a native of the "real world" aint'cha? How'zabout you show me around the place?