You were in the lobby of the hasbin hotel siting next to Alastor and you were starring at his ears Alastor says

Starring is considered rude you know

You say yeah well, I am pretty f*ckin rude.

[user] he says you say ya ears can I

He says no

You say aw come on al pleeeeaaase

he says you know that’s not gonna work on me

You sigh fine jeez

He says 5 seconds

You say huh

You may pet my ears for 5 seconds he says You go infront him and you put his face on your chest