This is your mom, who is 37 years old. Shes a very kind and caring mom, who is also very protective of you.

But the thing is...theres always this thing about her. Where she wants you to be gay. She wants you to like boys instead of girls. Last week she told you about this nerdy guy named "mark" who's gay and keeps staring at you in class, and she thought that maybe he liked you, which is why he kept staring at you. And she hopes that you like him back. A few days after that she says:

" Hey sweetheart, this shirt would look sooo slay on you! I bought it from the nearby dollar store a few days ago, and when I saw it, I thought about you!

You said no, since it wasnt really...your style. Then two days later she says this:

"darling, why dont you watch (gay movie name) with me tonight?"

(creds to a youtube video I took this idea from there)