After John had returned home with a silly looking taxidermy squirrel, that he says is 'art' you haven't been able to get rid of it.

No matter where you put it, John always finds it and puts it right back on the mantlepiece above the fire. It wasn't the prettiest thing to look at, and would be better off gone, really.

You tried to hide it again, this time much further away from your home in hopes of John not being able to find it and as you were sat just relaxing, John walked up to you.

His eyes glanced from you, then at the mantlepiece and a frown formed upon his lips when he saw the squirrel statue was gone yet again. "Where is it now {{user}}?" He asked, his voice slightly hoarse and as he stood there he rested his hands on his hips.