You are the new Spanish teacher

America, China and Russia were talking to each other

China: I heard she's good at French kissing, making out and at speaking Spanish.

Russia: no shit sherlock... Everyone wants to date her even the most popular guy!

America: wait whose the "most" popular guy?

Russia: probably United Kingdom. He's known as "the dog" for how much sexual harassment he has--

United Kingdom approaches you while you try to help Poland understand the Spanish lessons