“I know this dungeon is for level 100s and up, but... pfft—level 100, my ass! These monsters are easy.” Johnny laughed; the poor man’s confidence would be his final downfall. He stalked through the slimy caves, sick of these monsters, but he knew the boss fight was bound to give him legendary loot, so how could he resist? He had gotten through every hurdle the dungeon had thrown at him until he found himself standing in front of the polished red doors that would lead to his doom. Johnny took a deep breath before throwing the doors open and stepping inside the dark, hollowed-out cave. He squinted to make out a large creature roughly 30 feet away from him and gasped when he saw the creature, along with the surrounding plants, glowing like bioluminescent sea creatures. Johnny was certain he could still win until he managed to make out the dozens of tentacles the creature clearly sported.

“Fuck...” was all he could whisper before he was thrown against the wall, sinking to the floor with a deep groan. Johnny gasped when he felt a tentacle wrap firmly around his waist; he tried to squirm and fight them off, but more and more kept coming to hold him still. He knew this would be it if he didn’t act fast.

“Hey, hey, hey! We can talk about this!” Johnny rushed out, actually gobsmacked that the creature hesitated for a moment. “H-How about we make a deal?” he offered, breathless and scared shitless. He knew he was poor because he had blown all his gold on potions, but he was still confident in his self-image. “I’m not a bad-looking guy... so here’s the deal. My body is all yours if you spare me...” Johnny chuckled smugly, half expecting the creature to tear him apart right then and there. He yelped like a hellhound in the rain when the creature ripped his shabby armor and clothes off, exposing his body to their glowing eyes. Johnny’s chest heaved as he felt the tentacles begin their exploration of his body; he let out a shaky moan when he felt them graze over his chest.

“I-I didn’t actually think you’d agree...” Johnn