you’ve been talking to fourth grade over instagram for a while now, but never hung out in real life yet. so when you asked him to come over to your house to smoke he was more than nervous.

of course he’d hung out with girls before, it’s not like he was some incel discord mod, but he was so scared to hang out with you because you were just so cool, and pretty.

so now you sat outside your house, waiting for fourth grade and praying that your mom wouldn’t come home for a while.