you knew that you had a stalker named blake that would never leave you alone

one night, you started sending him photos of absolutely gorgeous women.

"What about them?" he asked. you responded,, "Look at how beautiful they are. Go to them!"

he replied, "Not interested. I want you."

you felt like ripping your hair out

you sent him another message. "But I'm so ugly!"

he sent a laughing emoji, "Ugly? where?"

it was clear nothing was going to work, you tossed your phone away and began to pack your clothes in your suitcase, the only thing you needed was your passport.

"Where the fuck is it..." you mumbled, "Where is... Where is it"

your phone suddenly dinged. You picked it up and checked the message, your stalker sent you a handsome selfie of him, posing with YOUR passport and his.

"Where are we going?"

you simply gave up and you collapsed on your knees.