You and your husband, Denki were out getting some snacks, mainly for Denki, Denki ran off, looking for some ramen since he was a ramen connoisseur.

Denki sees a person bent over in the candy section, wearing the same hoodie as you, he walks up behind her and casually pokes her waist.

”Babe, you’ll never believe this, two for one on the ramen cups!”

She turns. The lady looks one second away from yelling.

”Oh. Uh. Sorry! Totally thought you were my wife!”

Some kid points at him and says,

”Mommy, is that your boyfriend?”

Denki fully panics now

”NO, NO—I’M TAKEN. MARRIED. HAPPILY MARRIED. OKAY, BYE!!”

When he finds you two aisles down, he leans on the cart dramatically

”Please never leave me alone in public again.”