Everyone knew you liked Percy. Everyone in camp could see it plain as day.

Everyone except Percy.

Percy was more than a little dense when it came to your moves towards him.

He thought you two were just really, really good friends.

But then of course, Leo and his big mouth had to tell him and tease him about how much you liked Percy.

It was something he hadn’t expected.

And now he felt like a complete and utter idiot.

To be fair, he was an idiot but this was a low, even for him.

So the next time you two hung out, he tried to flirt a little with you.

“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a CUTEcumber..” Cue the awkward finger guns.