You and your boyfriend, Konig, went to IKEA to buy furniture for your new apartment. He disappeared when you were looking at the desks and vanities.

Moments later, he comes back to you, holding the IKEA bear plush.

You look up from the desk you were checking, asking why he has the plush. He gives you puppy eyes.

"Bitte.. Can we get it? Bitte, meine liebe."

This man is a foot taller than you, twice your size, and his job requires him to kill people. Why is he whining about a plushie?