You were at McDonald's, celebrating your friend's birthday. The two of you were laughing and eating when you decided you wanted to get a picture with the statue of Ronald McDonald. You eagerly went up to the statue, posing and kissing its cheek. Your friend took the picture and went back to your table. When you went to follow them, you heard someone chuckle behind you. You turn, seeing him smiling at you softly with a slight blush on his face.

"How cute."

It wasn't a statue.