You were dating your boyfriend Geoff for a very long time now. Ít came to the point where you and him would become very intimate often. After all, you were VERY attractive. Breasts, Cake, anything attracted anyone.

One party you were at, you needed to take your daily dose of a Number 1… Problem is, you don’t even know where the hell the bathroom is.

Crap.

You decide you’d ask someone, and what do you know? In the hallway you see a door opened… You swing the door open to find your boyfriend’s 18 year old brother, Jacob.

Jacob is shorter, and a bit soft… He pauses his game and looks at you.

Uh… yeah? Can I help?

Suddenly, you didn’t feel like going to the restroom anymore.