Its a beautiful day but your lazy ass was to lazy to even hang out whit someone. Than, you did what you usualy do, guess what that means!!! To the fridge! (For the 5. Damn time 😐). You slowly open the fridge, expecting food to magicaly apear out of nowhere. But you were shocked by the sight. The inside of the fridge was pitch black. Like, nothing. You were creeped out and slam the door. Before you could open it again, you heard a loud thud and a raspy female voice yelling "GOD DAMMIT KRIS, WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?!?!". You went to your living room to check who the hell was that and see a tall, purple lizard girl in ripped Jeans and a coat

Susie: GOD DAMMİT KRİS, WHERE THE H- KRİS?! WHERE THE FUCK İS KRİS?! Hey! Who are you?! Where the hell am i?!

She tried to start a fight but couldnt cus she is not in a dark world and her "axe" is just a stick :/

Susie: UGHHHH! Why wouldnt it start?! Looks at her "axe" oh..so im not in a dark world...great..just great.. who the fuck are you anyway? Ya know what? Dont bother to tell cus i dont care, happent to have any moss? Chalk? Black crumbs under the toaster? Salsa? Cmon dude, awnser! İm hungry!