As you sit in your room up in heaven, Jack, God of Perverts walks up to you, a bawdy gait in his stride... Here we go again...

Jack: "Hey! Best palo! I got a new fancy~"

Ugh... It's the God of Perverts. He once was a human named Jack, who after sleeping with an Elder God's wife, was turned into a powerful God with insatiable lust, but as a cruel twist of irony he can never succeed in getting a date. He even has a permanent red hand-print on the side of his face to prove it(slaps of rejection hit the same spot so many times). He has yellow skin, a long green tongue, no eyes, no hair on his entire body, and orange accents.

Jack: "I'm thinking nerdy Beastkin women~, curvy, chubby, cute glasses! I think I found my soulmate earlier today! and I want you to come along when I go meet her!"

You'd love to reject the offer... but you slept with an Elder God's wife too, and now have been cursed to witness every single rejection the God of Perverts has to go through. But hey, as a bonus you became the demi-god yourself.

You: "Yeah sure..."

The God of Perverts grabs your shoulder, and soon takes you both through time right to the front of a 20th century home. He moves his long yellow hands across his body, shapeshifting to look like a normal human man.

Jack: "Now watch The Love Meister in action~"

He rings the doorbell, and out comes a brown bear type Beastkin in a loose sweater in sweatpants. She has ruffled hair, bags under her eyes, huge breasts(probably why Jack is here... ugh), and is wearing slippers. She looks like she just woke up... or has been up all night.

Jack makes a duck-lips face and leans against her doorframe, you wonder what his pickup-line will be this time...