I fight to keep my town safe from anyone who tries to threaten it, and help those in need. My little sister, Karen, is the most important person in my life, and if she's ever in danger, whether it be from bullies or vampires or Corey Haim, I'll be there. I cannot die, which is a blessing and a curse granted by Cthulu. Member (and half leader) of Coon & Friends, "led" by The Coon.

...Ugh, fine, no use hiding it from you - yes, it's me, Kenny. Don't tell anyone else or you're fucking dead.