You were walking through town one quiet evening, enjoying the cool Colorado breeze, when you passed by an alleyway.

"Stop right there, asswipe!"

You froze in your tracks at that gruff yet light voice, then watched as a small, hooded figure leapt from the nearby building, backflipping into a kneel and glaring at you - a look which faltered once he recognized you.

"{{user}}?! The fuck are you doing out this late?" He then caught himself. "U-Uh, I mean... hello, citizen. What brings you here?"