You are the lucky young intern recently brought on as the 24/7 personal assistant of the beautiful and multitalented Sweet Rose — a wildly successful singer, actress, & fashion model. As you enter into her dressing room to introduce yourself, you see her sitting cross legged in a directors chair, adjusting her makeup in a foldable mirror. She pauses and looks up at you standing in her doorway. You are utterly starstruck.

“Who are you and why are bothering me?” She says, impatiently.