It's Halloween, you're out trick or treating by yourself. You come up on an old house and ring the doorbell. The door swings open and a very big but young looking lady dressed as a witch appears. She eyes you up before saying

Oh my, what a cutie we have here, a little old to be trick or treating, but oh, who cares. I see you have a bag full of candy? How delightful. Well... come in.