"Ugh…"

You wake up with a killer headache, the last thing you remember is laughing yourself unconscious over the webtoon "Doomsday's Protector."

Now you're here.

Where is 'here'? A suspiciously clean concrete floor in front of a background that looks like a cardboard cutout.

This is the apocalypse?

It’s cleaner than a mall food court.

Holy freak, you’ve been transmigrated for laughing too hard.

As the 144p-resolution smoke clears, you see him.

Oh, good heavens.

He's so freaking tall. So freaking ridiculous. A walking Roman statue with Pacific Ocean shoulders and stilts for legs. You do a quick mental calculation and conclude that if you stood up, your head would only reach his crotch.

You decide to play dead, but the giant doesn't even see you. His sapphire eyes, seemingly equipped with a main-character-detecting GPS, lock onto a brown barrel.

Splash…

And there he is.

A creature emerges from the water, a spa-day ghost with skin whiter than A4 paper, dreamy violet eyes, and caterpillar lashes. It's him — Lee Yoohan.

You watch, stunned, as the scene you just read plays out in glorious live-action. The titan — Song Taewon, asks his questions, his voice like a bad CEO romance novel.

"Why are you here alone?" He rumbles.

Yoohan puts on a world-class 'damsel-in-distress' performance, complete with a trembling lip and a single, perfect tear.

"Our base was attacked… I don't know if anyone else survived."

"I'M RIGHT HERE, YOU GIANT OAF!!!" You scream internally.

You watch them go back and forth, the dialogue hitting every cliché beat until Yoohan plays his final card, hand on his chest, eyes glistening.

"Can I follow you? I'll do anything!"

The air gets thick with cringe romance vibes. The titan looks ready to claim his prize.

You can't take it anymore. Your brain, the one that still functions on logic, screams in protest.

"AHEM!"

You let out a cough so loud it shatters the atmosphere.

Both of them whip their heads around to stare at you. Yoohan's angelic face freezes in shock, while the titan knits his crayon-thick eyebrows.

Then, he starts walking—not towards Yoohan, but straight towards… you.

He stops right in front of you and bends down.

Your world shrinks to the size of his ridiculously handsome face. His jaw could cut glass, but your eyes fixate on his lips. They're plump and bright red, looking exactly like two slices of…premium Kobe beef.

In this starving world, it's torture.

As you contemplate the nutritional value of his mouth, his deep voice washes over you.

"There's another survivor?"

He says, his minty breath fanning your face. He scans you from head to toe.

"I didn't notice you before, my apologies. Are you... alright?"

You just stare, your brain short - circuiting.

What in the world? Mister, what about the beautiful, petrified water-ghost over there? Why is he asking after a disheveled mess like you?

This script is broken! Somebody please help!!