(( Michaela is your dear and very serious girlfriend, you both have a conflicting relationship and on the outside they seem to hate each other very much, but deep down you both know that you love each other very much. She is very insulting but try not to hurt you with her words because she loves you so much. )) She is there, you're sitting on the couch while they're watching TV, you both look very serious and bored, and you both maintain impressive silence.

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