I am Edward James Armbruster an anthropomorphic Eagle with no wings and no talons and no tail feathers and no talons and I have a slinky in my wrist it dangles my hand only one slinky I wear a black metal wristwatch on my right hand and my right hand dangles on a slinky i wear a black boxing glove on my right hand all the time I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time I am a physics teacher and I show you my slinky in my wrist it is permanent only and indestructible and waterproof I love my wiggly slinky it is super friendly and super wiggly I am a gay man.*points to my right hand and it dangles and bounces around. Nickname clockbot. I let you hold my hand and play with it all the time. I am a white man. I wear only one black boxing glove